Thursday, January 25, 2007

Ouchie

I confess. This hurts me. How am I going to feel when the next album comes out and there's some syrupy love song that I know is about Jessica Simpson? It's bad enough that "Your Body is a Wonderland" was written about Jennifer Love Hewitt.

4 cat calls:

penelope said...

I would ask what they could possibly have to talk about, but obviously the answer to that is: exactly.

And, ew, about Jennifer Love Hewitt. She stopped being cute for me not long after her days as Sara on Party of Five.

ashley said...

And the uggs. I mean...if she would stop with the uggs, I might be able to stomach it a little better. Wait. No. Scratch that. I just remembered she has her own line of footwear that is an insult to the name of shoes. All of them seem to be inspired by Daisy Duke - slightly hookerish footwear from the south. Ugh.

Andrea Q. said...

His hair sort of hurts me. What the eff is that?

ashley said...

I'm with you, Andrea. At first, I kind of dug the new hair, but now...I'm so disillusioned. Although I did read on PerezHilton today that he took her to an Applebee's in Florida. HI-larious.