Thursday, May 22, 2008

Beer Goggles

Walking downtown for a lunch-time errand.

Pass three guys working a beer distribution route.

I keep walking, but I can feel the eyes. Instead of being outraged or annoyed, this thought pops into my head:

"Yeah, that's right. There's a swing on that back porch."

4 cat calls:

Ruby said...

Ashley, you are KILLING me with this! I've never heard that before but it's hilarious! (I don't know if I would recommend saying it, though. Could lead to a comment about taking a ride on the swing... Oh dear.)

Tempe said...

HA! Love it.

penelope said...

Hee.

ashley said...

:)

I started not to post - I thought, "Maybe this is TMI." But then I thought, "Nah, they'll get a kick out of it."

It made me laugh, because it really did just jump into my head in this "alter-ego" voice. Look out world!