Biore Pore Refining Warming Cleanser to address the expansion of my pores to now being visible using Google Earth: $4
Secret Clinical Strength Antiperspirant to address the aformentioned sweaty, sweaty armpit problem: $8
Sarna Anti-Itch Lotion to preempt the spontaneous hives that I get on my chest and upper back particluarly during the warm months: $10
Benadryl Extra Strength Itch Relief to soothe the spontaneous hives post-erruption: $3
Disguising your freakish nature and appearing presentable in society: Priceless
Thursday, June 07, 2007
The Price of Beauty
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Hey Price of beauty - $8 for antiperspirant/deodorant that needs to be applied 2 times a day?? Not me!
I use Certain Dri Antiperspirant because I have sweat problem (yes, I sweat more than most men) and it works great. Anyhow, it's $5.50 and only needs to be applied at night 2-3 times a week.
Did anyone hear about the $1,000 sweat free shopping spree from Certain Dri antiperspirant? vist www.certaindri.com for the sweepstakes info.
heh. awesome. that's a good list. not because you need it but bcs i like lists and well- what is it with pores exactly. i never thought it was actually a point of contention until i used this neutragena anti-acne? face scrub or something- and i glowed. huh. may i also suggest a nail buffer. it's glamerous and its a nice no-polish alternative. and it makes them all shiny and pretty.
Hello, Agressive Certain Dri Marketing Person. You should consider refining your style so it isn't quite so promotional. Just from one marketing person to another.
M - The buffer sounds a good idea as I rarely paint my fingernails.
personally- the new secret clinical works pretty well- i have been impressed- even in texas heat
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