Amidst the earnestness of election day, the rallying cry of democracy rising from the monumental political machine, I thought it important that someone post about Britney Spears filing for divorce from that charming, well-dressed model citizen Kevin Federline. You know she breathed a big ol' backwater Southern sigh of relief that her handlers hollered we want pre-nup. And let this be a lesson, ladies. Pink track suits on your bridesmaids is apparently bad luck. (Brilliant Fed Ex photo courtesy of Perez Hilton.)
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
Fed-eral Matters
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Wow, I'm so sad. I mean it.
And, not that the world thought they were going to last 4-evah anyway, but I totally called that she just wanted a few babies, and KFed would be sent on his merry way. Although, why she didn't choose some better genetic material remains a mystery.
Seriously! I mean, Justin Timberlake doesn't seem like the kind of guy to leave a trail of babymamas behind him, but their offspring would've been way, way more beautiful and fabulous than the Federspawn.
Oh, that guy makes me feel so gross. If I ever met him in person, I would probably feel like he was groping me with his eyes.
"You know she breathed a big ol' backwater Southern sigh of relief that her handlers hollered we want pre-nup."... that's a brilliant sentence. i'm pulling my kanye out right now... (he) get your money! oh yes indeed. bcs he's a gold digger- way over town.
and seriously- this is WAY more important than some stodgey election.
do you think k-fed's own mother loves him?
Word is the prenup is AIRTIGHT and KFed won't be getting anything other than a 50/50 split of the house. He better hope his mama loves him - he may be living at home before long...
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