Thursday, March 27, 2008

Threesdays: I'm Just Not That Into You

* Amy Winehouse: her whereabouts, her in-and-out relationship with rehab, her crazy husband who is currently incarcerated, her signature beehive, her insistence on wearing ballet slippers everywhere...and her music. Yeah, I don't get it. I didn't drink the Kool-Aid. It's just not that great to me.

* The Hills: Lauren and Heidi and Audrina and...I don't even know anymore. Everyone's all aflutter over whether or it's real or fake, and I just can't watch a show featuring a guy who's last name is "Pratt." I mean, I get that it's entertainment, and if you dig it, so be it. But me? So disinterested.

* Ashley Dupre: I really don't care about the high-class hooker that got Elliot Spitzer booted from the NY Gov's office. I don't care how much Larry Flynt offered her to pose for Penthouse. Or that she was spotted on Girls Gone Wild as an 18-year-old. I don't care where she lives or what her sad, sad story is. I don't want to be her friend on MySpace. And I'm not sorry.

7 cat calls:

Ruby said...

I'm with you on the call girl. I couldn't care less about her and the scandal, for that matter. I'm sure it only makes it harder for the Sptizer family to see this girl all over the place. Sheesh.

Andria said...

I watch ER and there is a Dr. Pratt. but, otherwise. . I agree.

Niki said...

word, word, and word. also, madonna. seriously? we still care about her? or is that just the gay men?

penelope said...

Word, welllll... and word.

I am kind of in love with The Hills, and the redemption with the Pratt is that he is, actually, a prat.

Kurt said...

The only one I've heard of is Amy Winehouse. That young lady needs a burger badly.

The only thing I will say in her defense: impetigo isn't all that rare, if you know what I mean.

Jennifer Walter said...

I'm with you on all but The Hills. I'm sorry if I disappoint, but first they took away my Dawson's Creek and then they axed the Gilmore Girls. I have to have my "really bad teenage melodrama" tv.

ashley said...

No, no, there's no judgment. It's just that I totally missed the boat on the craze.

And, Kurt, perhaps you're right. Perhaps I'd feel more inclined to like Amy Winehouse if she ate a hamburger every now and again.