Tonight on the phone, catching up with Mike, he says:
"So I was on a date with this girl last night - really attractive girl. But she smelled funny....She was hot, so I thought maybe I could get past it. But then I thought, thirty years down the road, I could be saying, 'My wife smells funny.'"
When asked how old she is:
"21."
"21??? Mike!"
"Yeah, but I'm a guy. I can get away with it."
"That makes me want to vomit."
"But you know it's true."
Sunday, September 07, 2008
Commentary from The Mike
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the answer is no, he cannot. he thinks he can but it's not true.
wait, how old is mike?
He's 29 - today, actually. Happy Birthday, you lecherous cradle-robber!!!
I love how my first post on here puts me in such an awesome light. :-P
At least I was honest...and she was not one of my interns for the record.
It is a good point, however, about the person smelling funny. Likely that shit's not going to go away. I'm just sayin.
:)
I'm so proud you refrained from dipping into the intern pool! Maybe you're growing wiser in your old age. ;)
For some reason, I want details about the funny smell.
I'm on Mike's side here. It is perfectly acceptable for a 29 year old dude to date a 21 year old girl.
I just think it's REALLY unfortunate that it doesn't work the other way.
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