I had a date with The Professor tonight. It's a long story why we planned a nice dinner on a Wednesday, so I won't bore you with the details - especially when I can offer you the following:
1) I was wearing a geometric-print tunic top over black pants - feeling pretty sassy. At some point during the day though, I sat on the tunic and pulled too much on the silk fabric and ripped a three-inch hole in the seam. And where was that hole? Approximately - no, directly - exposing my lovehandle every time I sat.
2) To finish off my sassy look, I wore black patent leather slingbacks. After dinner, we were walking through downtown and my heel wedged into a hole in a sewer cover. As I stepped forward and realized my foot was caught, I sort of fell into The Professor and grunted. He said, "Wow. That was kind of awesome. I've never actually seen that happen to anyone." And then - "That noise you made was...something. Really low." And then he reenacted it.
So much for bringing sexy back.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Wardrobe Malfunctions
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Your pain. .it really makes me chuckle. Thanks for sharing.
So glad to see he stuck around after the meeting of the fam! Doesn't scare easily, I see.
i wish there was a reality tv film crew following you around right now. priceless.
You know the planks on the sidewalk in front of Pilot House and Elijah'? Damn sidewalk gets me every time I wear heels downtown.
It's nice when a boy doesn't run screaming when he realizes that the girl is in fact human. :)
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