A birthday card from my health insurance company:
Front: Happy Birthday to You! (adorned with a tacky flower shot)
Inside: And as a gift to those who love you, please...schedule your annual pap smear and mammogram today!
Friday, July 04, 2008
Happy(?) Birthday to Me
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Not my idea of a fun birthday present! I hope you have more exciting plans for your big day.
Complete with a tomato sandwich from Daddy H's garden, maybe?
um...
i just don't know about that!
Like, wouldn't a physical have been a better suggestion? I mean, do they really need to say - RUN OUT AND MAKE SURE YOUR LADY EQUIPMENT'S STILL WORKING!! Sheesh. It kind of made me want to start drinking.
Oh jesus. Are you kidding me? Ha!
HA HA! That is hilarious. Completely wrong, but hilarious.
hahahahaha. Seriously - laughed out loud reading this post.
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