My Mom, My Champion

"So I talked to The Professor on the way home from work today," I say. "And I felt kind of bad. He had a really terrible day - his car battery died, and he had to wait 20 minutes for roadside to come and give him a jump...he was almost late to his class, and he wasn't prepared. He sounded pretty miserable."

"Good," Mom says.

"Mom!"

"What? He's an idiot. He deserves a bad day."