* Note that your cell phone memory card is full. Look through and delete 10-12 text messages from your phone.
* Overhear the new Kate Perry video on VH1. Stand slack-jawed in front of the TV and watch.
* Decide today is the day to experiment with accessories. One necklace or two? Long or short? Should I wrap it around twice like a choker first?
* Pet the cat.
* Get inspired to put all the shoes in your floor back in their boxes.
* Realize that you've been standing motionless under the hot shower for an undetermined amount of time, possibly in another dimension.
* Contemplate the outfits that you could wear but don't want to wear.
* Make a list of CDs you've been meaning to buy.
* Snooze.
* Try on sample lipstick from Clinique. Decide it doesn't work and wipe it off. Be reminded that you've been thinking about buying some fingernail polish. Ponder whether or not to just wait for spring.
* Lose your keys. And your cell phone. Where did you put it after deleting those text messages?
* Leave your lunch on the counter. When you go back inside to retrieve it, give in to the compulsion to also fix a travel mug of coffee.
* Be me.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
How to Be Late to Work (or Perfecting the Art of Piddling)
Posted by ashley at 2:28 PM
More thoughts on Chronic Lateness, Clothes Horse, Kudzu, Lists, Office Space, Oops, Procrastination, Shoes Glorious Shoes, Shower, VH1
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Possibly in another dimension, indeed!
In my world, all that adds up to being 2.4585 hours late. I hope that was not the case for you!
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