Wisecracking & Wisdom from an Evening with T.

T.: "Yes. I have a man bag."

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T.: "Nietzsche had it half right. What doesn't kill us doesn't make us stronger. What doesn't kill us makes us afraid."

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T.: "I always feel like people with tattoos are judging me."

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T.: "So the question is, what do you want?"
Me: "From life or for dessert?"

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T: "We're Cancers. We have our shells and our claws, but all we really want is to get rid of them."

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T.: Have you ever noticed that Adam Duritz's mouth looks like a vagina in the "Round Here" video?

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Sent by T.: Post-outing photo sent of church sign reading "Now is the time."