Last night, my friend Tommy treated me to a belated birthday dinner.
Waitress: Do you want to see the dessert menu?
(Tommy looks at me inquiringly.)
Me: Um, yes. I'm fat, not dead.
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“all those sleepless nights and all those wasted days. i wish loneliness would leave me, but i think it's here to stay. what more can i do? i'm wringing myself dry, and i can't afford to lose one more teardrop from my eye."
--the black keys, "too afraid to love you"
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Love it. :)
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